The following is a transcript from a less-than-impromptu interview on Twitter.
You can read the background and full story here: Part 1
@FauxSheriffJoe I know your poker buddies await you so I figured we’d get right to the questions if that’s alright with you.
@ohsuplauren My humidor thanks you for making this a no-nonsense thing. Also I [...]

It’s a rare occurrence to come across someone who understands and can deliver decent satire as frequently and as well as @FauxSheriffJoe does. So, naturally when I was asked to interview him I jumped on the opportunity like Kirstie Alley jumps off a Jenny Craig diet, with motivation and a mouth full of food, (I was on my lunch break).