I went through a Del Taco drive through on my way to work.  I order completely from the value menu, with exception of the drink.  I go all out and order a medium soda.  I feel like I’m actually getting a value with medium Del Taco fountain sodas.  They are quite large.  The voice over [...]

I woke up the other morning with the sound of voices just outside.  Louder and clearer than usual.  I rolled out of bed and saw that my front door had drifted open at some point while I slept. (Who knows how long?)  So I’ve got this front door that wont stay closed unless it is [...]

I’ll be the first person to admit that my job is pretty useless. I sell “car stickers” to people who don’t need to decorate their cars. I sell them in every color. I customize everything. I can even do a complicated scan of your fading tattoo so you and your car will match. Oh, and [...]

Every time It rains, I witness a flurry of people fluster with uncontainable joy at the stormy wetness.  Yes. Every. Time. I don’t see how the poor driving conditions, the dampness inside my car, and the thunder raging outside keeping me up all night can bring so many people that high-school-goth-chick equivalence of serenity.
I don’t [...]