Rants and Raves
Stop misquoting Stephen Hawking’s Grand Design(Comments)

The limited quotes from his book do say a lot. But everyone is focusing on exactly what they aren’t saying.

Arizona – Violating the constitution like it’s their job. Photo-radar, racial profiling, what is next?(Comments)

If the problem is illegal immigration. We need to change the system to one where we benefit from having immigrants here. Documented or otherwise.

Sweet deal, bro.(Comments)

I went through a Del Taco drive through on my way to work.  I order completely from the value menu, with exception of the drink.  I go all out and order a medium soda.  I feel like I’m actually getting a value with medium Del Taco fountain sodas.  They are quite large.  The voice over [...]

Why you shouldn’t lock your doors and other hippy crap(Comments)

I woke up the other morning with the sound of voices just outside.  Louder and clearer than usual.  I rolled out of bed and saw that my front door had drifted open at some point while I slept. (Who knows how long?)  So I’ve got this front door that wont stay closed unless it is [...]

Sticking it to the customer and other short stories by Jennifer Lynne(Comments)

I’ll be the first person to admit that my job is pretty useless. I sell “car stickers” to people who don’t need to decorate their cars. I sell them in every color. I customize everything. I can even do a complicated scan of your fading tattoo so you and your car will match. Oh, and [...]

Everyone has a boner for rain(Comments)

Every time It rains, I witness a flurry of people fluster with uncontainable joy at the stormy wetness.  Yes. Every. Time. I don’t see how the poor driving conditions, the dampness inside my car, and the thunder raging outside keeping me up all night can bring so many people that high-school-goth-chick equivalence of serenity.
I don’t [...]