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		<title>Arizona &#8211; Violating the constitution like it&#8217;s their job.  Photo-radar, racial profiling, what is next?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 23:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keegan Orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the problem is illegal immigration. We need to change the system to one where we benefit from having immigrants here. Documented or otherwise.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Immigration is going to be the heaviest debate in the wake of health-care reform.  And of course, just after the murder of a Southern Arizona rancher.  Governor Jan Brewer signed the State senate Immigration bill 1070 into law.   Admittedly by both contenders and supporters, this law is highly controversial and the toughest action towards immigration taken by the state. The bill would make it a crime for immigrants to not possess valid immigration paperwork.</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s ironic that shortly after the State of AZ threatens to sue the Federal Government; claiming health care reform is unconstitutional.  The Obama administration has been given the opportunity to do the same to the Arizona State senate. <a href="http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/49leg/2r/summary/s.1070pshs.doc.htm">Immigration bill SB1070</a> gives Public law enforcement agencies the means to legally demand to see valid paperwork under threat of arrest.</p>
<p>Wholly shit!  Really?</p>
<p>This is the perfect environment to foster racial profiling.  Not to mention this historically familiar stink:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;allowing the local police to enforce federal immigration laws, is a step in the right direction—if you want to emulate the Third Reich or if you want to return to the days of second class citizenship in the United States. The first thing a fascist government will do is demand that you justify your very existence, as in &#8220;Let me see your papers.&#8221; Does this person look Jewish (whatever that means)? Stop him/her!  Now substitute, does this person look Latino (whatever that means)? Stop him/her! -<strong><em><span style="color: #333333;"><a href="http://orlandolatino.blogspot.com/2010/04/let-me-see-your-papers.html">Maria Padilla</a></span></em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p><span style="color: #333333;">To be fair, the federal government has kept the issue at arms length.  And this type of action from the state might be a sort the childish &#8216;calling out for attention&#8217; that gets a response.  Problem is, there are at least a million and a half legal citizens of mexican descent living here too.  And you can&#8217;t just mess with their lives like this.  Restrict access and their movement?  Unconstitutional. Period.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;">As for the Arizona/Mexico border itself.  The border has been publicized with the image of a war-zone.  Full of violent mexicans flooding into america.  Thieving and murdering as they go.  This is just not the case.  Crime statistics for areas in the US are cataloged. You can look them up. And border towns like Douglas Arizona have crime rates far below the national average.  <a href="http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Douglas&amp;state=AZ">http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Douglas&amp;state=AZ</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;">Meanwhile little old Camden NJ, is rocking out on both violent and property crime. <a href="http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Camden&amp;state=NJ">http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Camden&amp;state=NJ</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;">The border is not a war-zone of crime.  The majority of undocumented immigrants coming across the border are not trying to hurt anyone.  They are poor people crossing the desert.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;">The system we have here is not set up to support poor people coming across into the US and everyones answer is that we need to stop them from coming across.  This firstly, is just not working.   The stated objective in border policy and immigration isn&#8217;t being accomplished, yet continues to be enforced. The publicity surrounding the issue claims that this is happening in waves. The press rarely asks if in fact the stated objectives (freedom, safety, law&amp;order) are in fact different from the actual overriding objectives.  Though the numbers seem to dissagree. I think this all implies that they are succeeding at an unstated objective.  The actual accomplished objective is to generate fear, hatred and to segregate americans from each other and non-americans.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #333333;">Secondly, the answer isn&#8217;t stricter immigration Laws. Or cracking down on immigration by the Federal Government OR the State of Arizona.  That disgusts me. Our similarities as humans heavily outweigh or differences across all borders and cultures. And<strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"> maybe</span></strong><strong> more people need to consider that it&#8217;s the system that is flawed. Not the Hispanic people.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: #333333;">-Keegan Orange -2010</span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #333333;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">*EDIT* 4/28/10</span></strong><br />
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<p style="text-align: left;">If the problem is illegal immigration. And trying to solve the problem by keeping immigrants out is not working. We need to change the system to one where we benefit from having immigrants here. Documented or otherwise. (this is how America got its start, and it was extremely prosperous for everyone). I learned a long time ago that you shouldn&#8217;t try the same thing over and over again and expect different results. Change is difficult, and I know no one ever wants to change themselves. It&#8217;s always easier outward, me vs them, and they must be the ones to change. But in the end, that really only makes the problem worse.  And now In the case of Arizona. We are on the verge of a huge race issue with a million people stuck in the middle. Real people, with lives and families and all that hippy la la stuff. We&#8217;re all the same. Try and treat each other as such.</p>
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		<title>Arizona Rancher Robert Krentz gunned down. Death used within Politician&#8217;s Platform.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keegan Orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robert Krentz and his dog were fatally shot on his land in Southeastern Arizona near Douglas. Big news for a town with a crime rate far below the national average per capita.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">My sincere condolences to the Family of  Robert Krentz. On Saturday March 27th Chochise county rancher Robert Krentz and his dog was fatally shot on his land in Southeastern Arizona near Douglas. Big news for a town with a crime rate far below the national average per capita. This is sad news and brings fear to our hearts and much publicity worthy of such a prominent person in the ranching community.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">It is being said in much news and blogs that this was illegal immigrant(s). It is my understanding that the murder suspect was tracked back to Mexico.  The evidence supports that it was someone from Mexico headed back to Mexico, but I do not see how it was an immigrant. The definition of an immigrant is a person who comes to a country where they were not born in order to settle there. An illegal immigrant would be the same, though uninvited. That being said, it does not follow that an immigrant would be tracked back to his own country. It would seem to me this is a case concerning a bandit, or a drug trafficker. This was a terrible crime.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Our news reporters and some politicians are reporting this event as a need to call for Federal Troops and more Homeland Security because this is evidence of illegal immigration problems. See this article on Fox news. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/31/reward-offered-arrest-arizona-ranchers-killing/.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">What the first step the news article does is talk about immigrants right next to the idea of a lone thief or drug smuggling bandit. Repeat it enough times and the reader stops seeing the difference between the two. The second step is to remind its readers that Governer Jan Brewer uses crime near the border as a case for the border issue; petitioning the federal government for support with military enforcement.  Altering the rest of the country&#8217;s perception of what an illegal immigrant is makes it easier to gain support for a political agenda.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">On a local community and business level we feel the pressure on our economy, our civic development as well as the close relationship we have with our neighbors in Mexico.  Yes there are illegal immigrants who cross the border and most look for work and a better life. There are also criminals, or those who might be referred to as bandits or drug smugglers. These people are dangerous but I do not see floods of them coming across our border. They are not the immigrants who are being caught in the desert in groups often with family members and backpacks with new clothes that their mothers packed for them to help them in their new life.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Ranching in Southern Arizona has been related to Mexico for hundreds of years. At one time Mexican people often worked ranches on either side of the border.  Ranchers are some of the least prejudiced peoples here. Yes they want to protect themselves and yes there is crime, but do not call this case this case is not an onslaught of illegal immigrants.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">There are 17,000 people in the city of Douglas and about that many in the unincorporated area of Cochise County. We have families and friends who live in Mexico. We go to the grocery store and attend community functions.  I personally love going to the grocery store and always seeing someone I know. This gives me a sense of safety and comfort here. Other business owners who have their offices near mine are worried as I am, that the country sees our community as a purely dangerous, or more pointedly, we are not considered at all. My country, the one I live in is here also. We do not enjoy having our name debased and trashed and having our constitutional rights taken away because we live &#8216;on the border&#8217;. And our crime rate is not disproportionate to our country. http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Douglas&amp;state=AZ that is a link to Douglas Crime, Here is one for another Los Angeles http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Los+Angeles&amp;state=CA How does yours rate?  Do you have check points scattered throughout your highways.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">And it is not the border patrol agents&#8217; fault. Conduct around the border is admintrated by homeland security leaders. My sincere condolences to the Family of  Robert Krentz. On Saturday March 27th Chochise county rancher Robert Krentz and his dog was fatally shot on his land in Southeastern Arizona near Douglas. Big news for a town with a crime rate far below the national average per capita. This is sad news and brings fear to our hearts and much publicity worthy of such a prominent person in the ranching community.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">It is being said in much news and blogs that this was illegal immigrant(s). It is my understanding that the murder suspect was tracked back to Mexico.  The evidence supports that it was someone from Mexico headed back to Mexico, but I do not see how it was an immigrant. The definition of an immigrant is a person who comes to a country where they were not born in order to settle there. An illegal immigrant would be the same, though uninvited. That being said, it does not follow that an immigrant would be tracked back to his own country. It would seem to me this is a case concerning a bandit, or a drug trafficker. This was a terrible crime.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Our news reporters and some politicians are reporting this event as a need to call for Federal Troops and more Homeland Security because this is evidence of illegal immigration problems. See this article on Fox news today. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/31/reward-offered-arrest-arizona-ranchers-killing/.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">What the first step the news article does is talk about immigrants right next to the idea of a lone thief or drug smuggling bandit.  Repeat it enough times and the reader stops seeing the difference between the two. The second step is to remind its readers that Governer Jan Brewer uses crime near the border as a case for the border issue; petitioning the federal government for support with military enforcement.  Altering the rest of the country&#8217;s perception of what an illegal immigrant is, makes it easier to gain support for a political agenda.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">On a local community and business level we feel the pressure on our economy, our civic development as well as the close relationship we have with our neighbors in Mexico.  Yes there are illegal immigrants who cross the border and most look for work and a better life. There are also criminals, or those who might be referred to as bandits, or drug smugglers. These people are dangerous but I do not see floods of them coming across our border. They are not the immigrants who are being caught in the desert in groups often with family members and backpacks with new clothes that their mothers packed for them to help them in their new life.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Ranching in Southern Arizona has been related to Mexico for hundreds of years. At one time Mexican people often worked ranches on either side of the border.  Ranchers are some of the least prejudiced peoples here. Yes they want to protect themselves and yes there is crime, but do not call this case this case is not an onslaught of illegal immigrants.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">There are 17,000 people in the city of Douglas and about that many in the unincorporated area of Cochise County. We have families and friends who live in Mexico. We go to the grocery store and attend community functions.  I personally love going to the grocery store and always seeing someone I know. This gives me a sense of safety and comfort here. Other business owners who have their offices near mine are worried as I am, that the country sees our community as a purely dangerous, or more pointedly, we are not considered at all. My country, the one I live in is here also. We do not enjoy having our name debased and trashed and having our constitutional rights taken away because we live &#8216;on the border.&#8217; And our crime rate is not disproportionate to our country. http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Douglas&amp;state=AZ that is a link to Douglas Crime, Here is one for another Los Angeles http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Los+Angeles&amp;state=CA How does yours rate?  Do you have check points scattered throughout your highways.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">And it is not the border patrol agents&#8217; fault. Conduct around the border is administrated by Homeland Security leaders, who follow the wave of political movements. The border issue with Mexico is a rising post-healthcare-reform debate. Again, it is terrible to see the death of a man in our community used to infect political opinion and transmit misinformation to the rest of the country.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">There exists here on the border a community of people that have lived near and who&#8217;s families have been intertwined for generations. Those of us living on the border with Mexico call this place home. We are a community, not a war zone. Every community has crime, some more than others. Ours has become an area where the politicians have taken advantage of crime and used it for their federal political platform. Is anyone asking the national guard to take up stance in South Central, LA?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">I am not opposed to having border enforcement. I do not know how to “be” border enforcement but it seems sensible to me that if we want to stop dangerous people from coming across the border we should have the patrols actually on the border, not 50 miles north. Maybe I should not even mention a solution for a job I do not know how to do. I would like to know why there are security checkpoints with a dozen border patrol vehicles and as many agents mulling about, no where near the actual border and then ask the federal government to send military aid also to the area? At this point maybe alternative suggestions just might be OK.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">In conclusion I&#8217;d like to again express my condolences to the Krentz family. I will also continue to enjoy the community that I live in and continue to share it with others. I in turn would like you who have never been here and have only heard of us because we live on your border to realize that we are a living breathing community. Please treat us as such.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Peace -PJF The border issue with Mexico is a rising post-healthcare-reform debate. Again, it is terrible to see the death of a man in our community used to infect political opinion and transmit misinformation to the rest of the country.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">There exists here on the border a community of people that have lived near and who&#8217;s families have been intertwined for generations. Those of us living on the border with Mexico call this place home. We are a community, not a war zone. Every community has crime, some more than others. Ours has become an area that the politicians have taken advantage of the crime and used it for their federal political platform. Is anyone asking the national guard to take up stance in South Central LA?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">I am not opposed to having border enforcement. I do not know how to “be” border enforcement but it seems sensible to me that if we want to stop dangerous people from coming across the border we should have the patrols actually on the border, not 50 miles north. Maybe I should not even mention a solution for a job I do not know how to do. I would like to know why there are security checkpoints with a dozen border patrol vehicles and as many agents mulling about, no where near the actual border and then ask the federal government to send military aid also to the area? At this point maybe alternative suggestions just might be OK.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">In conclusion I&#8217;d like to again express my condolences to the Krentz family. I will also continue to enjoy the community that I live in and continue to share it with others. I in turn would like you who have never been here and have only heard of us because we live on your border to realize that we are a living breathing community. Please treat us as such.</div>
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<p>Peace -PJF</p></div>
<blockquote><p>I helped compose this article with my mother who lives in Southeastern Arizona.  She is passionate about her home and community there.  I hope you&#8217;ll consider her opinion and know that she hopes for nothing but respect towards the Krentz family&#8217;s loss. But it is important for readers across the nation to see what effect media publicity has on the area.  -Keegan Orange</p></blockquote>
<p>My sincere condolences to the Family of  Robert Krentz. On Saturday March 27th Chochise county rancher Robert Krentz and his dog were fatally shot on his land in Southeastern Arizona near Douglas. Big news for a town with a crime rate far below the national average per capita. This is sad news and brings fear to our hearts and much publicity worthy of such a prominent person in the ranching community.</p>
<p>It is being said in many news articles and blogs that this was illegal immigrant(s). It is my understanding that the murder suspect was tracked back to Mexico.  The evidence supports that it was someone from Mexico headed back to Mexico, but I do not see how it was an immigrant. The definition of an immigrant is a person who comes to a country where they were not born in order to settle there. An illegal immigrant would be the same, though uninvited. That being said it does not follow that an immigrant would be tracked back to his own country. It would seem to me this is a case concerning a bandit, or a drug trafficker. This was a terrible crime.</p>
<p>Our news reporters and some politicians are reporting this event as a need to call for Federal Troops and more Homeland Security because this is evidence of illegal immigration problems. See this article on Fox news. <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/31/reward-offered-arrest-arizona-ranchers-killing/">http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/31/reward-offered-arrest-arizona-ranchers-killing/</a>.</p>
<p>What the first step the Fox news article does is talk about immigrants right next to the idea of a lone thief or drug smuggling bandit. Repeat it enough times and the reader stops seeing the difference between the two. The second step is to remind its readers that Governor Jan Brewer uses crime near the border as a case for the border issue; petitioning the federal government for support with military enforcement.  Altering the rest of the country&#8217;s perception of what an illegal immigrant is makes it easier to gain support for a political agenda.</p>
<p>On a local community and business level we feel the pressure on our economy, our civic development as well as the close relationship we have with our neighbors in Mexico.  Yes there are illegal immigrants who cross the border and most look for work and a better life. There are also criminals, or those who might be referred to as bandits or drug smugglers. These people are dangerous but I do not see floods of them coming across our border. They are not the immigrants who are being caught in the desert in groups often with family members and backpacks with new clothes that their mothers packed for them to help them in their new life.</p>
<p>Ranching in Southern Arizona has been related to Mexico for hundreds of years. At one time Mexican people often worked ranches on either side of the border.  Ranchers are some of the least prejudiced peoples here. Yes they want to protect themselves and yes there is crime, but do not call this case an onslaught of illegal immigrants.</p>
<p>There are 17,000 people in the city of Douglas and about that many in the unincorporated area of Cochise County. We have families and friends who live in Mexico. We go to the grocery store and attend community functions.  I personally love going to the grocery store and always seeing someone I know. This gives me a sense of safety and comfort here. Other business owners who have their offices near mine are worried as I am, that the country sees our community as a purely dangerous, or more pointedly, we are not considered at all. My country, the one I live in is here also. We do not enjoy having our name debased and trashed and having our constitutional rights taken away because we live &#8216;on the border&#8217;. And our crime rate is not disproportionate to our country. <a href="http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Douglas&amp;state=AZ">http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Douglas&amp;state=AZ </a>that is a link to Douglas Crime, Here is one for another Los Angeles <a href="http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Los+Angeles&amp;state=CA">http://www.cityrating.com/citycrime.asp?city=Los+Angeles&amp;state=CA</a> How does yours rate?  Do you have check points scattered throughout your highways?</p>
<p>It is not the border patrol agents&#8217; fault.  Conduct around the border is administrated by Homeland Security leaders, who follow the wave of political movements. The border issue with Mexico is a rising post-healthcare-reform debate. Again, it is terrible to see the death of a man in our community used to infect political opinion and transmit misinformation to the rest of the country.</p>
<p>There exists here on the border a community of people that have lived near and who&#8217;s families have been intertwined for generations. Those of us living on the border with Mexico call this place home. We are a community, not a war zone. Every community has crime, some more than others. Ours has become an area where the politicians have taken advantage of crime and used it for their federal political platform. Is anyone asking the national guard to take up stance in South Central, LA?</p>
<p>I am not opposed to having border enforcement. I do not know how to “be” border enforcement but it seems sensible to me that if we want to stop dangerous people from coming across the border we should have the patrols actually on the border, not 50 miles north. Maybe I should not even mention a solution for a job I do not know how to do. I would like to know why there are security checkpoints with a dozen border patrol vehicles and as many agents mulling about, no where near the actual border and then ask the federal government to send military aid also to the area? At this point maybe alternative suggestions just might be OK.</p>
<p>In conclusion I&#8217;d like to again express my condolences to the Krentz family. I will also continue to enjoy the community that I live in and continue to share it with others. I in turn would like you who have never been here and have only heard of us because we live on your border to realize that we are a living breathing community. Please treat us as such.</p>
<p>Peace<br />
-PJF</p>
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		<title>Gravity Explained More Better.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer Lynne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are anything like me, (and I mean ANYTHING) then Gravity just keeps pulling you down.  (Though, if you are nothing like me, then Gravity just keeps passing you by without even stopping to say hello. Lucky you) Lucky you
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are anything like me, (and I mean ANYTHING) then Gravity just keeps pulling you down.  (Though, if you are nothing like me, then Gravity just keeps passing you by without even stopping to say hello. Lucky you) Lucky you</p>
<div id="attachment_322" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 254px"><a href="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/grwarp.gif"><img class="size-medium wp-image-322 " title="grwarp" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/grwarp-244x300.gif" alt="compressed space time (click for larger)" width="244" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">compressed space time (click for larger)</p></div>
<p>For a while I have had a problem with this image. And as images like this come, this one is pretty good.  It has some description. It even goes into how light travels in the shortest possible path through space.  Which could be better described as the shortest path of least resistance through space.   To those of you that are like me, you might quickly draw a question from this image.  Why is space a flat plane? Is not space composed of three planar dimensions? That is my problem with physics analogies.  Words often fail to compensate for the lack of appropriate human perspective.  The analogy is appropriate if you are informed about a few of its convolutions.</p>
<p>This image is the rubber sheet illustration it goes like this:</p>
<p>If you took a stretchy sheet of rubber and rolled a bowling ball onto it, the sheet would bow and stretch and no longer be flat depending on the location of the bowling ball.  the &#8220;Weight&#8221; of the bowling ball creates a depression.  If you put any other object onto the sheet it would roll towards the bowling ball as if they were attracted to one another.  In this example the bowling ball and the other object are matter, the rubber sheet is &#8220;space-time.&#8221;</p>
<p>Notice two things from this description. &#8220;Weight&#8221; and &#8220;space-time.&#8221; In reality, the presence of the bowling ball causes space-time to bend.  This whole analogy/illustration performed in a perceptibly weightless environment would fail. The bowling ball would have no effect on the rubber sheet.  The example uses Gravity to describe Gravity.  A glaring flaw.  It is important to think of this weight instead as &#8220;acceleration.&#8221; Even in a weightless environment, a rubber sheet accelerating for example, at -9.8m/s^2 (the acceleration of gravity on earth) against a bowling ball will appear just as the same example performed on the surface of the earth does.</p>
<p>The next confusing bit is the image of a flat sheet representing space.  It is easy to get caught up on a 2d space.  Our solar system for the most part even appears mostly 2 dimensional.  The planets orbiting around the sun&#8217;s equatorial plane.  In a big giant disc.  The orbiting paths of the solar bodies, or even celestial bodies in the galaxy are easily represented on a flat map. We walk around on what appears to be a flat surface to the earth. But the reality is that space extends and curves in all directions proportionally.  The 2d map, and the word &#8220;space-time&#8221; go hand in hand.  We are used to thinking of things in three dimensions. We even have some pretty good practice at perceiving time as the forth dimension.  But it is a rare person that can properly perceive a sub dimension of time, that is the acceleration of space through time.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gravity_wells_large.png"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-329" title="gravity_wells_large" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gravity_wells_large-300x129.png" alt="gravity_wells_large" width="300" height="129" /></a>To make this easily perceived, we compress a spacial dimension.  Some illustrations of this compress all of space down to a 1 dimensional line.  And the acceleration of space through time is the second dimension. We call this &#8220;space-time.&#8221; Get it?</p>
<p>Now in this illustration, there is plenty of room in our human perception to imagine space moving with direction. In this case, it moves upwards at the speed of light.  The depressions along the line represents space that has decelerated from the rest of matterless space.</p>
<p>This is where theories start to differ.  One theory that I really like is to imagine all of space time and matter consisting of strings.  Sometimes these strings vibrate, sometimes they do not.  Non-vibrating strings move at the speed of light and exist only as the dimensions of space through time.  It takes energy to move at the speed of light.  But it also takes energy to vibrate.  Vibrating strings in the form, say, form of a proton.  Waste all their energy becoming matter and drop down out of light speed.  In the end of it all, the combination of interacting light-speed strings and sub-light strings bend and distort the fabric of space into what we perceive as a negative acceleration between matter.</p>
<p>I believe this to mean, that the relative motion of the Earth&#8217;s matter, and the space around it is a gravitational difference in acceleration of 9.8 meters per second per second.</p>
<p>I particularly am tickled by the reductionism of everything. Energy related to matter, related to light speed. Defining time, space, mass, gravity.  All of which effect each other in such a symbiotic balance that allow me to enjoy it.</p>
<p>&#8211;Keegan, 2010</p>
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		<title>Future-Tech that makes me harder than Heisenberg equations</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keegan Orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thinking about the long list of things that we&#8217;ve developed and accepted into our daily lives in the past 50 years, I&#8217;m amazed when people doubt all the things that are coming our way. Microwave ovens, computers, cell phones, the international space station?! How is it that far of a stretch to see nanobots, augmented [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thinking about the long list of things that we&#8217;ve developed and accepted into our daily lives in the past 50 years, I&#8217;m amazed when people doubt all the things that are coming our way. Microwave ovens, computers, cell phones, the international space station?! How is it that far of a stretch to see nanobots, augmented reality or controlling the weather in the next 50 years?</p>
<p>The following are all things I&#8217;ve heard about companies or research universities developing.  Essentially future technology that has money going towards it right now.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-308" title="nanotech-05" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nanotech-05-243x300.jpg" alt="nanotech-05" width="243" height="300" /><strong>Nanotechnology</strong> uses the controlled structure of matter on an atomic or molecular scale. I think if developed and cheap enough to manufacture, this would be the next biggest tipping point in our technological history.  Like the renaissance, the industrial revolution or the advent of the integrated circuit. How would you see it? The foremost and most valuable would be medical applications, nanobots traveling through your body, clearing out clogged arteries, scrubbing your black lungs, helping you sleep or even getting you high. Nano-blood that works a hundred times more efficiently, maybe taking a single breath and holding it under water for 4 hours. As it develops into other marketable aspects, imagine nano-paint in your home, that you could dial to any color.<em> </em>A general utility fog; objects that conjure themselves out of thin air occupied by a microscopic nanofog, that when commanded come together to provide you with pants. <em> timeframe: 20 years</em></p>
<p><strong>Blanket Internet/Electricity</strong> Imagine no wires, no plugging things in, no charging of batteries. Not worrying about bandwidth or lack of bars. The first round of questions on this topic go like this: 1) Is it safe? Yes, Thank you young Dustin Hoffman! 2)Can you make it small? The technology is already small enough to fit in cell phones 3)Why don&#8217;t we have it yet? Well, who will pay for this?  That&#8217;s the biggest problem. The technology exists now, but infrastructure on the other hand is essentially nonexistent. Until then, we won&#8217;t see it. <em>timeframe: less than 10 years</em></p>
<p><strong>Real Time Universal Communication</strong><em> </em>forget long distance, forget regions. A device that lets me see and talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime, in any language. All from the price of the hand held device. No carriers. No minutes. No bullshit. Technology nearly available with addition of (See:Blanket internet.) Almost there on the translation technology too. Just need to clear with the FCC and keep companies like AT&amp;T from shutting it down. For it would certainly be their doom.  <em>timeframe: less than 5 years</em><img class="alignright size-large wp-image-310" title="MarsTransitionV" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/MarsTransitionV1-259x1024.jpg" alt="MarsTransitionV" width="259" height="1024" /></p>
<p><strong>Augmented Reality</strong> is one of those that I can see becoming integrated with life-per-usual quickly and easily because of how much money can be made from it. Think advertising dollars and opt-in/opt-out campaigns. In a sense, we already have some forms of augmented reality.  Watching sports events live on TV is an obvious example.  The scores, player information, all sorts of data and additions to the game are displayed on your screen, usually right on top of the field of play.  I&#8217;m not really balls deep for sports though, so what I am talking about is I guess is called ADVANCED augmented reality.  Most likely coming in the form of goggles or contact lenses.  Where you can experience all aspects of your world with many additional streams of relevant information displayed appropriately.  A heads up display or H.U.D. can be used to push you emails, twitters, Facebook updates.  Display your grocery list and sale or nutritional information while you shop for food.  News, wiki or reference information on an indefinite number of visible subject matter.  It could display a clock, or biometric information about yourself like your blood pressure or insulin level. I could imagine it being controlled by eye movements or hand gestures.<em> timeframe: less than 10 years</em></p>
<p><strong>Planetary Engineering</strong> Mars, the moon, or our own fucked up planet once the ice caps melt. The goal in terraforming is to modify the atmosphere, temperature and surface topography of a planet. Using it to generate an ecology similar to that of earth, or that would support human life. I think the need for this will develop on earth first, methods of controlling our weather and correcting any uninhabitable state we might put earth into. <em>timeframe: 80 years</em></p>
<p><strong>Sex robots</strong>; No, really. Imagine celebrities selling off their likeness to make a manufactured robot that you can fuck. &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ll take two Tila Tequilas and an Ashton Kutcher&#8230; to go.&#8221; <em>timeframe: 15 years</em></p>
<p>I&#8217;m am pretty much in support of all of these. So much in fact, it&#8217;s kind of sexual. I think I have pretty realistic views of their applications and potential. Nothing will really take off until there is a way to make it profitable. That needs to be the first thing accepted.  You say &#8220;Safety?&#8221; &#8220;Would I let a robot anywhere near my naughty bits?&#8221; Probably, it&#8217;s probably safer than letting them near any living woman. Beyond the technological development, will be the moral an ethical applications getting in the way of all this crap too.  But I anticipate that those too will be surmounted.  Especially once the youth gets a hold of them.</p>
<p>09/22/09<br />
on a tip from:<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6217676/Immortality-only-20-years-away-says-scientist.html"> immortality only 20 years away</a></p>
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		<title>And then there was Joe: A Faux Interview with @FauxSheriffJoe &#8211; PART1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lauren Bratcher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a rare occurrence to come across someone who understands and can deliver decent satire as frequently and as well as @FauxSheriffJoe does. So, naturally when I was asked to interview him I jumped on the opportunity like Kirstie Alley jumps off a Jenny Craig diet, with motivation and a mouth full of food, (I was on my lunch break).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a native of Chandler, Arizona I have been brought up with plenty of useless knowledge. I know that chopping down a saguaro cactus is illegal, I know that you can stack a shit ton of tumbleweeds into a triangle, decorate it with lights, and call it a Christmas tree, and I know that Maricopa County plays host to, “America’s Toughest Sheriff,” Joe Arpaio.</p>
<p>It wasn’t until recently that I started paying closer attention to the media-charade that surrounds Sheriff Joe, (anyone read Phoenix New Times? Yea, me neither). His city of tents, his pink underwear, nothing really struck me as interesting, until I came across twitter celebrity @FauxSheriffJoe, who made it funny.</p>
<p>It’s a rare occurrence to come across someone who understands and can deliver decent satire as frequently and as well as @FauxSheriffJoe does. So, naturally when I was asked to interview him I jumped on the opportunity like Kirstie Alley jumps off a Jenny Craig diet, with motivation and a mouth full of food, (I was on my lunch break).</p>
<p>I decided to take this opportunity to ask @FauxSheriffJoe very specific questions regarding a few recent events in immigration news to make sure he’s on top of his game. One being changes in Federal Immigration laws that will force Arpaio to make critical decisions in how illegal immigrants can be detected/arrested, and the other being a bill concerning the criminalization of illegal immigrants that was recently rejected by the House.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><span style="color: #000000;">OhSupLauren</span></strong>: Which loss will be more viable, making your Valley sweeps as effective as catch and release fishing, or losing your illegal immigrant detection program for incoming prisoners?</p>
<p><strong>FauxSheriffJoe</strong>: I’d rather lose the immigrant detection program. If the ability to sweep is taken away then the MCSO loses a vital portion of its public-relations strategy. The public needs to fear its law enforcement agencies and understand what can happen to them if they cross the line. I don’t know if people think that the MCSO jails are some sort of cartoon world, but green bologna &amp; nutraloaf are real, edible, and consumed on a daily basis. It’s not like there are conga lines and dance classes. There’s real punishment happening in the county jail system.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: Without this program are there other ways to detect an illegal immigrant, aside from the 5 senses?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: Funny you mention that, because we’ve developed a “sixth sense” program for training our deputies. I hope a young person like you can understand and respect a person who follows the word of God. Every Sunday we try to get as much of the MCSO together at the same church so that we can pray for the ability to keep order and peace while adhering to all legal boundaries. God has not turned the MCSO astray in 17 years and he’s not about to start.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: In stripping the ability or MCSO to arrest an immigrant simply for being here illegally, won’t that only increase the amount of immigrants coming into the country, especially in Arizona?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: What the illegals don’t know won’t hurt them. I like to think of that old children’s fairy tale about the troll who lived under the bridge and how that troll was the reason no one would cross it. I am that troll to illegals who would dare cross into Arizona. The fear has been placed into them at this point. The silver lining to this economy is that a lot of illegals are going back home on their own volition. This means they’ll take back stories of the MCSO to their families. Word will spread, and all of them will tread more carefully onto US soil.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: If you can only arrest illegal immigrants who have committed other serious crimes, in a roundabout way doesn’t that suggest that simply being here illegally isn’t a crime?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: It’s unfortunate that the Fed, specifically the current administration, is spending so much time on servicing corporate interests “for the economy” that they’re failing to realize the economic impacts that illegal immigration has on the economy. The MCSO has run some intricate calculations using these crazy computer things and there are some shocking conclusions involved. Your average illegal immigrant destroys wealth by merely existing. The amount they pay in taxes when they buy their Corona Beers or Burrito Cheese things is nowhere near the amount that they steal out of social service systems.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: Can the same logic be applied to other illegal activities? For instance, if I were to drive drunk and get pulled over, could I argue that I hadn’t hit anyone yet, therefore I should not be arrested?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: You should know that logic and law are good partners. Immigration is (unfortunately) a Federal thing, and DUI is on the state level. If you were pulled over while intoxicated, but could provide the MCSO with a good reliable tip on where we could find illegals, you’d be granted immunity and possibly a cash reward. It’s that simple. Clearly, a person who is intoxicated has contributed to the economy in a positive fashion. An illegal immigrant is a weight, pulling down the value of the dollar. DUI is not the atrocity that it’s made out to be.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: At what point does a law being broken NOT constitute arrest?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: It depends on several factors (1) How passionate the arresting officer is about his job. (2) God intervening on your behalf. (3) The net worth of your family. I’ve been in this business way too long. Every arrest rests on those three factors.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: The House recently rejected an Immigration Enforcement Bill approved by the Senate that would’ve criminalized the presence of illegal immigrants. Opponents of the bill said it would lead to racial profiling of legal Latino citizens. Are you totally bummed that is wasn’t passed?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: I am completely distraught at the gross incompetence of this bill. Since when has our country become so illiterate? These people have the word “illegal” in their title. They are “illegal” immigrants. Since when has it ever been legal to just show up to a country and become legal? You’d have to be an awful place to allow such negligence to happen.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: What measures do you take to insure that your Deputies are not using racial profiling to find illegal immigrants?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: I have my deputies tape a piece of Werther’s Original candy to their dashboards. If a Deputy encounters an individual who is darker than the candy then they have probable cause on their side. Women say it all the time, “Candy doesn’t judge me,” so I figured I’d take my wife’s advice.</p>
<p><strong>OSL</strong>: If you had free reign over immigration enforcement, what would you be doing differently?</p>
<p><strong>FSJ</strong>: I’d be putting the “illegal” back in illegal immigrants. I’d create legislation that encourages the gathering of day-laborers. I’d provide more funding towards employer sanctions laws. Party stores would no longer be allowed to sell Sombreros. The colors of the Mexican flag will not be allowed to be flown within county limits, and funding would be diverted towards a special jail facility for illegal immigrants. Poor Ava can’t reach for the power locks on the car fast enough when we drive by a Macayo’s. I’d do anything for her.</p></blockquote>
<p>When it comes to current events, @FauxSheriffJoe is quite obviously knowledgeable, and still able to bring a comedic edge to difficult issues and topics. His clever mix of blatant racism and familiarity with information regarding the real Joe Arpaio allow him to write satirical tweets while maintaining an incredibly genuine character; a character that I personally enjoy and recommend checking out.</p>
<p>Be sure to follow @<a href="http://www.twitter.com/FauxSheriffJoe">FauxSheriffJoe</a> and @<a href="http://www.twitter.com/ohsuplauren">ohsuplauren</a> on Twitter for the live portion of this interview which will be Tuesday 9/8/9 at 7:30pm Mountain time.</p>
<p>-Lauren Bratcher<br />
09/07/09<br />
<a href="http://www.ohsuplauren.com">www.ohsuplauren.com</a></p>
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		<title>Your friends are useless here, (or are they?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keegan Orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was a camera operator on a live DVD recording of a band out of Los Angeles. I shadowed one member of the band (a skinny guy like me and lots of tattoos not like me) for several hours prior to their performance.  It was a lot of squalor and cavorting around backstage &#8211; Dressing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was a camera operator on a live DVD recording of a band out of Los Angeles. I shadowed one member of the band (a skinny guy like me and lots of tattoos not like me) for several hours prior to their performance.  It was a lot of squalor and cavorting around backstage &#8211; Dressing rooms, climbing over walls to talk to fans, getting a ticket for jumping in the nearby lake, (actually its just a canal, (and a gross one) the city tricks everyone into thinking it is lakefront property to raise the real estate value) even on the tour bus; where one member thought it would be hilarious to pull out his member and slap some other dude with it for the camera. (rule #1 never stop recording).</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-151 alignleft" title="bandaid02" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bandaid02.jpg" alt="bandaid02" width="300" />This wasn&#8217;t the only time I&#8217;ve been backstage at a show, but together in my experience, I&#8217;ve noticed one big thing all bands have in common. Support staff. Various types of support staff. The kind you would expect like venue security, techs running cables, stagehands carrying things, lighting and effects experts, hell even a few sound techs.  Then there are another bunch of people who mostly stand around, get drunk, get high, hang out with the band, get tattoos in random rooms, tell stories and bullshit, snap candid pictures and get in the way of all the people that are actually &#8216;working&#8217;. When I say it like that it seems pretty demeaning towards this group. Yes they do seem useless, or do they?<img class="alignright size-full wp-image-154" title="TechCrew" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/TechCrew.jpg" alt="TechCrew" width="324" height="255" /></p>
<p>Everyone backstage seems to fall into one of these two groups: Technical support and personality support.  As the title of this article suggest, at first glance it appears the personality support is a useless group of mostly raging whores. But really, both groups coexist in this sort of well defined preternatural courtship that join along with the band itself, to create this child that is show business.  Left only to be adopted lovingly by the fans.  Part of fans mindset is what goes on off stage. The lifestyle. <em> The lead singer, ever guy wants to be you, and every girls wants to fuck you (and some of the guys, too) </em>This support system is really the reason for that.  People are drawn to shiny things.  And performers really start to glow when they are the center of attention.  It boils down to no one wanting to buy tickets for, or promote a performer that does not shine.  I can&#8217;t begin to imagine how frustrating it must be for managers and other &#8216;talent wranglers&#8217; to keep the circus backstage in check, and still manage to get a show off the ground.  I think the only way they would put up with it, is if they also knew how essentially underlying it is to the success of the show.  That their job is the success of the show, and humoring ALL of its support.</p>
<p>The final kicker, is that I don&#8217;t know how much the personality support really knows about their role.  I can&#8217;t imagine these<em> trolls </em>really get it.  Though I don&#8217;t know that they really care to or need to get it, to serve their purpose. They love that shine, probably even the music (but doubtful, if you&#8217;ve ever been on stage, or side stage, the sound is just horrible up there) and you can get by without convincing them of much else.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">-Keegan<br />
(who loves being technical support)<br />
8/2/2009</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">&#8220;Rock show? This aint a fucking talk show, a big gigantic cock show&#8221; -peaches<br />
<a href="http://www.ehow.com/how_4896719_backstage-passes-rock-concert.html">How to get backstage passes to a rock show</a><br />
<a href="http://www.musesmuse.com/00000962.html">Groupies &#8211; the good, the bad, the nauseating</a></p>
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		<title>Central and South American political positions. The &#8216;Deadliest Catch&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keegan Orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to avoid writing two articles in a row related to television.  But since I&#8217;ve conceived this one, like that pregnant woman, after a while it just needed to GTFO.
Looking at the numbers of deaths each year for fisherman, like Alaskan King Crab Fisherman in the show &#8216;Deadliest Catch.&#8217;  It does really seem quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wanted to avoid writing two articles in a row related to television.  But since I&#8217;ve conceived this one, like that pregnant woman, after a while it just needed to GTFO.</p>
<p>Looking at the numbers of deaths each year for fisherman, like Alaskan King Crab Fisherman in the show &#8216;Deadliest Catch.&#8217;  It does really seem quite dangerous.  But it is hard for me to really get excited about this show. Here is how an episode goes: <em>Here comes a wave, whoa. Okay, here comes another wave. Oh no, this sure is hard work for a bagillion dollars an hour. </em>Pfftb, getting paid that much and not learning how to swim, or tuck your pants into your boots, awards no sympathy from me.</p>
<p>Some other &#8216;deadliest catches&#8217; include friendly trash collectors, whom repeatedly get run down by motorists. (Yeah, turns out they don&#8217;t all just fall in and get crushed to death as I thought, either).</p>
<blockquote><p><em>HAHA, Yeah, it&#8217;s definitely dangerous. A while back I saw a guy get pinned between a trash truck and a telephone pole, it was horrifying.  He lived, but spent six weeks in the hospital.</em> &#8211; Matt Kinslow</p></blockquote>
<p>Human crash test dummies also top the charts, and I&#8217;d like to note that 39% of fatal crash tests involved alcohol. (isopropyl, the laboratory DUI). Poor <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">little</span> life sized guys, with their soulless glass eyes, and funny looking color coded joints. Wait, what?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-53   aligncenter" title="DefenestrationOfPrague-2" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/DefenestrationOfPrague-21-300x194.jpg" alt="DefenestrationOfPrague-2" width="450" /></p>
<p>These all seem pretty legit. But I&#8217;d like to nominate Central and South American political or law enforcement figures to this list.  I&#8217;d like to see a show titled &#8216;Deadliest Vote&#8217; or even better, &#8216;Muerte Votación&#8217; or something.  I know in my heart this would be much more exciting to viewers than dodging waves in the North Pacific.  All jokes aside.  I try to picture at what point a Guatemalan citizen decides he wants to run for chamber of commerce, he must know he is only 20,000 votes away from being tossed off a balcony.  A political checkmate known as &#8216;defenestration&#8217;.  Maybe it is some intense patriotism, cockyness, or both.  But maybe the way to make foreign political figures safer would be to sell a dramatized version of it to TLC.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">-Keegan<br />
07/14/2009</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">I want you to know, Out of respect for David Carradine, I removed the paragraph about Thai Hookers: the &#8216;Deadliest Snatch&#8217;.   Maybe I&#8217;ll add it to the DVD extras.</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">Links to related reading<br />
<a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.ehow.com/how_136403_survive-political-coup.html">How to survive a political coup<br />
</a><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration">Wiki article on defenestration<br />
</a><a href="http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader2006/reader2384.htm">Men who fall in love with Thai Hookers are clinically sick<br />
</a><a href="http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2009/07/09/news/doc4a5562e236b53353478745.txt">Collecting trash can be a deadly job</a><a href="http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader2006/reader2384.htm"> </a></p>
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		<title>Paying for TV makes you a sucker.  Don&#8217;t worry, we are all suckers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keegan Orange</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the several months leading up to the mandatory digital television (DTV) changeover.   Every station that broadcasted through airwaves pushed and pushed to make sure everyone has the required conversion box.   It was a little appaling. With countdowns to the exact minute the switchover occured, sometimes even big  scrolling letters stating &#8220;This TV [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-23" title="DVT switchover" src="http://www.getityourowndamnself.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dtv-logo-300x200.jpg" alt="DVT switchover" width="300" height="200" />For the several months leading up to the mandatory digital television (DTV) changeover.   Every station that broadcasted through airwaves pushed and pushed to make sure everyone has the required conversion box.   It was a little appaling. With countdowns to the exact minute the switchover occured, sometimes even big  scrolling letters stating &#8220;This TV is not equipped for the DTV changeover&#8221;  God forbid someone goes minutes without their eyes glued to a set.  Moresoe, these broadcasters have another opportunity to sell you a product.  You have  to go out, buy a converter box ( or even better a new DTV ready TV ). The government was generous enough to even gave out some coupons.  Because they assume if you are still using rabit ears to get your half dozen stations, your trashy ass is probably busy scraping what little money it has for child support and that BK Big Fish Transformers have been trying to sell you on each of those channels,and of course they want to make sure that you continue to see your neighborhood go to shit on the 6 oclock news.  ( Where were these subsidies when they required seatbelts be equiped in all motor vehicles? )</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">It seems like the option to not watch TV, is not really an option.  I wont claim that I don&#8217;t watch TV or cable TV, because I do.  I don&#8217;t recieve it at home, but it is hardest thing to get away from.  Any time that I do, I feel it is a serious waste of time.  The worst are the news stations.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">If you enjoy TV, because yes there are definitely some entertaining shows.  That is okay, simply enjoying something is just about the only reason you should need to do it.  I just think it&#8217;s hilarious (and tragic) that you are paying out of pocket for it.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><em> &#8220;The internet has shaken up the status-quo for sure. I wonder if the major media companies will come up with any sort of new business models for online content. They have been using the same business model for years&#8221;<br />
-<span style="font-style: normal;">David Aslanian</span></em></p></blockquote>
<p>Consider unsubscribing? Blasphemy, I know.  Bare with me a moment. -Think what happens if large markets of people stop purchasing cable TV?  Easily plausible with internet media outlets movements like &#8216;<a href="http://www.hulu.com/">Hulu</a>&#8216;, the anticipated &#8216;<a href="http://thevideobay.org/">The Video Bay</a>&#8216;, or less-than-legal-venues like &#8216;<a href="http://www.surfthechannel.com/">Surf The Channel</a>&#8216;. As more and more consumers realize they are getting a royal screwing, a change in the business model is the only option.  Luckily I think you the viewer would benefit. Keeping your favorite shows, seeing less advertising, as well as them all being subsidised or free. &#8216;Cause right now you are stuck paying to watch advertisements.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">-Keegan<br />
07/10/2009</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Links to related reading<br />
<a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/story/digital-tv-changeover-the-disaster-everyones-ignoring">Digital TV changeover, the disaster everyone is ignoring</a><br />
<a href="http://www.fuckedupblog.com/?p=103">The DTV mandatory digital TV conversion is fucked up</a><br />
<a href="http://www.gadgetell.com/tech/comment/hulu-so-popular-its-killing-itself/"> Hulu: so popular it&#8217;s killing itself</a> via:<a href="http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/05/hulu-victim-success/">Wired</a></p>
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