Why you shouldn’t lock your doors and other hippy crap

I woke up the other morning with the sound of voices just outside.  Louder and clearer than usual.  I rolled out of bed and saw that my front door had drifted open at some point while I slept. (Who knows how long?)  So I’ve got this front door that wont stay closed unless it is locked.  This poses a problem for me.  I can not stand locking myself into places unnecessarily.   I think there are too many locks on everything.  It’s not some anti-obsessive disorder were I “can’t” lock doors.  It is just unappealing to me. It makes me feel like I can’t trust anyone.  I think every time you lock a door it reinforces that fear of others idea. That it helps to alienate yourself from other people.

It may be that I grew up in a smaller town suburb on the east coast. Rarely were doors ever locked.  On cool summer nights, doors were left propped wide open.  Now I live in a city, and that seems to be absolutely unheard of.

Theft, or personal attack I know is a real thing and a real issue.  I wouldn’t want to be naive and allow myself to be victimized.  But I don’t think locking everything constantly is the answer.  Security is an grand illusion. (as someone who knows a locksmith AND lock pickers) Locks keep people honest, and for most, they give people the illusion of security.  This should be clear to anyone that has had their place broken into or their locked car driven away.

The value of a lock is measured in
-Will it make you feel safe
-How long will it deter an aggressor
Which is more important?  I don’t think it matters.

Did you know lock companies will actually sue locksmiths or lock pickers for informing consumers about the reality of their locks. About how they can be broken, or rating them on their level of security (usually rating them in seconds until lock is disabled)

The point here is, anyone who wants to get beyond a system of “security” (like a bolt on door) bad enough.  Will get in, your feeling of safety is based on the laziness of an aggressor.  The other point here is who wants to live like that?  Who wants to be afraid of their neighbors?  Do you think it’s right that your neighbors are afraid of you?  You don’t deserve it, they probably have no reason to fear you.  You’re a good person, right?

Have you ever visited a friends house, that maybe you’ve never really just walked in the door before, You always knock, they answer?  One time they don’t answer.  You try the handle; it’s unlocked. How many times has this happened and immediately you feel guilty.  You feel like you are doing something wrong.  caught INTRUDING comes to mind.  But your intentions are totally fine, you just came to hang out.  Maybe your friend is in the wash room and its really hot standing there outside.  I think locking doors all the time is what gives good people this immediate feeling that they are doing something wrong.  It’s warped.

Yes, using locks could very well keep some bad person out.  Don’t assume everyone is awesome.  But just be aware of how locking doors might affect your outlook towards your fellow man.

Here’s another really interesting article on this topic at WIRED.com with videos of masters bumping locks, and talking about “security”

The first section of this video next is about a guy locking himself in a cabinet, its not really related, but is interesting. The second half of this video is about the exploration of lock smithing and the psychology of people who have been locked out of their own places.

-Keegan
08/12/09


  • I came from an extremely sheltered area of all-white Midwestern suburbia. I don't think there is a place on earth as safe or boring (aren't they they same thing?) I'm talking movie cliche quality neighborhoods, white picket fences, kids playing in the street, dad mowing the lawn, mom cooking dinner. My friend's parents would rabidly lock the door at all hours of the day and night, which we never understood. At the time I didn't even lock my car in my driveway.

    After moving to Phoenix I definitely lock my car doors, but I start to feel shut-in when I lock my apartment doors, especially during the day. So far the only real difference I can say it has made is that an elderly black woman tried to wander in to my apartment one day thinking it was her own.
  • My family and I have lived in our house for 23 years, and we RARELY lock the front door, and never lock the back door. I've always felt weird when I have locked it. Granted I do have dogs, and nothing worth stealing, but I guess we just figure if someone wants in bad enough our measley deadbolt isn't going to do shit to stop them.

    And! Assuming most houses have WINDOWS... what is the point of a lock anyway?
  • We keep our doors locked because most of the threats in my neighborhood are just illegals/meth dealers who aren't going to take the time to get into our house if its locked. We have had multiple instances where someone has jumped into our backyard through the wash behind our house, and one time we saw a drunk guy dancing on our front porch but we told him to go away.

    We also put these metal chairs in front of the doors so if someone does break the lock and opens the doors it'll push over the metal chair to make it bang.

    Umm, maybe you just live in a nicer neighborhood than I do....
  • That has to be annoying as hell. I would karate-kick that door open every time I came home.
  • Sure, it's a deterent but it's a tradeup. You wouldn't care so much if a drunk was dancing on your porch, if you weren't trained to instantly fear him.

    And how are you supposed to sneak back into the house without waking up the parents, after you get home late from a night of drinking and dancing on peoples porches? With a metal chair like that there?
  • I always end up waking my parents with the metal chair, but sometimes I can fit my arm through when the door is open just a bit and pick up the chair so it doesn't clang. Fat burglers can't do that.
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